"You will never believe what I've just seen in the car park". Steve arrives and I know he's about to say something offensive. "Theres this car with ghastly tiger print seat covers and a matching steering wheel cover. I mean, who would drive such an abomination?"
Sheepishly Theresa asks what kind of car, but we all know whose car he's talking about before she's even finished asking.
Thanks Steve, you've managed to make her quiet for another day.